Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
