That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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