Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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