thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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