just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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