No, you can still breathe under the balls.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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