I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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