I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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