It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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