I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you will always have a special place in my vag
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
