this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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