trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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