We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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