My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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