Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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