in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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