Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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