so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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