Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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