you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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