Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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