piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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