Jerry, you need to find god
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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