i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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