I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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