The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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