dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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