Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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