I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He better not be in your backpack
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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