i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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