so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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