Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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