This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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