belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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