i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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