I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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