I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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