Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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