But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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