Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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