that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I love you.
Bad choice
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