if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Alive.
So much puke
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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