yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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