She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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