Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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