is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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