her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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