Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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