Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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