oh god the rape fog is back!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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