Whod you bang
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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