what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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